taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

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willyciraptor:

troll-with-a-horse-fetish:

How to politely correct someone instead of thinking they’re ignorant for not knowing something that isn’t common knowledge 101

Look, tumblr. you can learn from facebook. that’s how far you’ve sunk.

willyciraptor:

troll-with-a-horse-fetish:

How to politely correct someone instead of thinking they’re ignorant for not knowing something that isn’t common knowledge 101

Look, tumblr. you can learn from facebook. that’s how far you’ve sunk.

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whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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dorkly:

harrypottergif:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM; July 30th, 1980

Happy Birthday, Neville! I hope you’re not thinking about how you were almost the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord. Because don’t think about that. Because it’s your birthday!

surprise-adoption:

my kind of skyrim